Mrs. Naughty & Nice


Like fine champagne on ice - abounding with risqué spice - eloquently exemplifies Mrs. Naughty & Nice. She's spilling over with an angelic glow - although behind closed doors she's pretty ferocious, I'll have you know! Underneath her glittering facade, she's said to be merciless in the boudoir - but she's sneaky about it, and when confronted will blush and exclaim 'Oh, Pshaw!' She's a party all the time, always festive and merry - she lives for all things carnivalesque and extraordinary. Her personage is her temple, and just for example - she pampers herself with nothing but the finest and considers it inconsequential. If you're ever presented with the rare opportunity, you should certainly ask her - what her little secrets are to being a naughty & Nice master - she might reference her marabou cuffs and give you the name of her coveted waxer! I can't imagine she'd be anything but nice as nice can be - despite being a little shy she's shamelessly randy - and I'm sure she'd divulge rather ladylike and politely. If you happen to run into her, you must tell her I said "hi" - she owes me a phone call, and yes, she knows why!

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